FUCKING HELL this has had me pissed off for a long time.

 

Right, well as a lot of you might know, Filelodge decided they suddenly and magically did not want to host files anymore, or work at all, for that matter. End result? No ones fucking space had any music.

 

So sitting here at 6am, I decided I MUST HAVE THE MUSIC BACK!

 

And so I went on a hunt for a new file storage service, finally settling for fileden.com after going through much shit, such as box.com and others which are absolutely fuckall horse turd and designed to scam you.

 

Right Im still new with fileden so lets see how things go! Hopefully they'll rise to take the esteemed position filelodge held in my eyes before they decided to fuck me over.

 

Bastards.

 

And yes I have nothing further to say. And yes, living in England has drastically increased my propensity to curse. Fuck.

 

~Zo

Right, well Ive been thinking about this for a while, and I think maybe its time I moved my blog? Currently Im thinking of getting a MySpace spruced up and ready for the big transition...

 

Anyone got any suggestions? Like how to navigate the fucker? Seriously html technology is far too complicated...

Hey everyone!

 

Happy New Year, Merry Christmas, and Happy Eid! Sorry all of these greetings are so late! I've just not had much time to drop in here; to sit online in fact!

 

 

Anyway hope everyone is well! Keep smiling and just remember, even if like me, you had something of a bad start to the year, doesnt matter!

 

Whats important is how a thing ends, not how it begins! So work at it and make sure 2007 is good for you!

 

 

Regards,

Zo

Im pretty much sick and tired about people not appreciating Fernando Torres for the God appointed status he has in the footballing world as a...well...demi God.

 

I mean if you look at it in a scale, there would be:

 

God -> The Prophets -> Mother Teresa -> Fernando Torres -> Me -> The Guy That Invented The "Have A Nice Day" Smiley T-Shirts.

 

 

No but seriously though, I was at this rock club (yeah ok dont slap me! The music was undanceable to but the place was alright!). Anyway so Im at this rock club and this weird girl comes and starts whispering in my ear...well, shouting in all honesty. It was just that loud! I figured hey, heres someone that wants to play a little tickle-and-spank, but then I made out two clear words.

 

She was poking me in the chest, pointing at my shirt, and screaming "Xabi Alonso wooooooo!" in my ear in a very drunken way. I was ofcourse wearing my 2006 World Cup Spain top; the red one with the lovely yellow stripes. Incidentally, it look great if worn over a gray fullsleeve, but we can discuss fashion tips later!

 

Back to topic.

Damn Liverpool fans!

 

No in all honesty, I dont have anything against Liverpool fans. Gerrard is a terrific shot, and Bellamy is a half good striker when he isn't caught up in assault charges concerning 19 year old girls in Cardiff nightclubs... but shhh we musn't talk ill of the Welsh! Particularly because Marged is apt to smashing my head in with a coconut.

 

But yeah, seriously though, WHY is it that Fernando Torres is not given that degree of love:( I mean lets look at statistics.

 

Xabi Alonso; playing since 1999. Has scored 9 goals with Real Sociadad, 6 for Liverpool, and 1 for Spain internationally since his 2003 debut.

Fernando Torres; playing since 2002. Has scored 65 goals for Athletico Madrid, and 14 for Spain internationally since his 2003 debut.

 

 

Maybe the difference is so vast because Torres is a striker while Alonso is a very talented midfielder? Who knows. But still, he deserves more respect. It made my heart swell with joy when I saw a guy wearing a Fernando Torres Spain shirt on the street. Why can't we all look past the Spanish footballers that have made english debuts? Like Alonso, Reyes, Garcia, and Reina? Torres will hopefully be with Manchester United from next season and Im hoping that within a few months, you'll be able to find Torres posters aplenty.

 

And Im not bitter. I just think talent should be appreciated.

 

'Nuff said.

 

~Zo

 

 

The title of this entry is in fact in relation to the metaphorical house of cards I have gradually been building around myself. And like any house of cards, we know it won't last, but we still keep going because we don't want to stop.

 

As a person, I find myself still evolving, which is saying something really, because I always figured I'd be the same person I was or am. And how have I changed? Well I really can't put a finger on it really.

 

 

I've started caring more about my own happiness. Its something my friend Saad would always tell me; that I should stop caring about everyone else and just care about me. And I think the time has come where I've just been hurt by so many people I've stopped caring.

 

 

And its funny because the people you really really do care for just dont care about you. And you don't care much for the people that care about you. And its sad and its wrong and a whole host of vile words can be associated, but is it really so bad to want to be happy?

 

Am I really being selfish if I decide I want to be myself and stop putting myself on the line for people who just dont appreciate me? And doesnt wanting that appreciation limit the piety of the act anyway?

 

So as you can tell, I am a very confused young boy.

 

 

But I've decided I need to try to be happy. And I refuse to throw myself in the path of trains to shield other people. We all break some time and I don't want to break. Not ever again.

 

This has been something of a depressing entry, but just spilling it out is making me feel better. Hopefully the next time my glass is full of my miseries I'll be able to spill it out again. But till then, Im going to try hard to limit the misery factor.

 

 

A general note to Kareem: I am now addicted to Iced Tea. I hate you, you trend setting bastard.

 

Right Im going to go off and try to do something with my life that isnt destructive or positive; it just is.

 

I'll see you all in happier times. Or sadder ones. Whichever way the clock turns I guess.

 

Toodles.

 

~Zo

 

P.s. because I may have depressed some of you by this entry, heres a little cheer up gift :D

 

 

Please love this guy as much as I do!

My friend Sophie said something really interesting today.

 

She stumbled upon this very blog, and she asked me if I wrote it as an attempt to gain attention.

 

 

Now thats something I would have to deny in its entirety. I mean, sure, I want people to read this blog, and I enjoy it when they do, but no way in hell do I actually write here just to gain attention! I do it for myself and my own piece of mind.

 

But could it be that subconsciously I really do want people to read this and notice me for who I am? Is that why I make an effort to keep the place updated, and is that why my heart leaps everytime I get a bunch of visitors?

 

I havent a clue. But rather than doubting myself, Im going to say the same thing I said when I first started writing.

 

I write for myself, and for no one else. And the day I find that I dont write for my own needs anymore, Im going to stop writing.

 

 

Sorry, this was something of a serious entry, but hey, coconut milkshakes!

 

Theres your humour:P

 

take care all! laugh, go on, laugh you bastards. laugh at my randomness! lol

 

~Zo

Strawberry Peri Peri Sauce! And Chilli Ice Cream!

 

 

 

Right now that I've gotten your attention, Id just like to say a few things!

 

 

I hate you all:p muahaha!

 

Nah, Im just kidding! I was actually going over my statistics the other day, and wow, ive surpassed the 7000 hits mark! Thats 7000 visitors to this silly thing I call a blog! And to think its only been around for a little over a year!

 

Wow everyone, I really am grateful you like it so much! Even though no one ever comments! *glares*

 

No but seriously, its been a long journey, getting from where I started to where I am now. Seen many things, experienced even more. And I'd like to think I've really developed as a person!

 

Some people will remember me as the really shy guy that would blush if a girl talked to him! Others will remember me as the absolute pervert that I was! Others still (and hopefully a majority!) will think of how Im a nice guy!

 

And you know when you're playing those balancing games; you need to balance JUST right, not too much to either side or you'll tip over? I think the person I am now is my balancing point, and I hope I can stay this way!

 

So if anyone notices that Ive started becoming very bitchy or very emotional or very horny....

 

well, first things first, hit me because I am a bitch.

 

And secondly, just remind me from time to time that I can be someone so much better :D

 

 

Heres to hoping for another 7000 visits from you lovely people out there!

 

Stay save, and I love you all!

 

~Zo

 

 

errm well i meant to write something in today; or rather, just now, but bleh, my ranty spirit is sort of on strike at the moment so im just going to be a bitch and whine for a while.

 

 

You know sometimes you think you've found something really special? And you think wow this is great. And you build up a great hype about it, but then when it doesnt happen you feel shattered for the whole of an hour, but then ur okay again?

 

Ok maybe everyone doesnt feel that way about life. Ive always held something of a cut and run policy. When it gets to hard to keep going, cut your losses and get out sharpish. Maybe it makes me a bit of a coward but I think its better than getting yourself hurt. So i never trust too much and I never expect too much, and thats the end of it!

 

Right now im just raving. Im starting a new story; something to look forward too!

 

I'll see you all on the other side. No thats not a weird euphamism for talking about death; I was just quoting Tom Hanks from Saving Private Ryan:p

 

~Zo

 

P.S. oh and im making some changes to the structure of my space! Hopefully finally sort the counter out! Its showing 6000 something hits for my space, but ive had over 7000 now and the silly bitch is just lagging! grr! Ill try and get some video on too!

Hmm its been a while now since I've written in! I guess I've just been so busy that even when the thought to write in did cross my mind, I sort of had to put it on the back shelf for a while.

 

And then ofcourse, theres the fact that at times I didnt feel like writing anything at all.

 

Writing for me is like a part of my soul; its how I communicate and how I express myself. How I talk to those around me. So what do you do at times when you really dont want to talk to anyone?

 

And suddenly I find myself unable to write.

 

Ive come to an interesting conclusion really. I think I need therapy! Im too confused about my life, and what I want from it. Im too confused with the relationships I have, had, and want to have. And ofcourse, because it all winds back to this complex of mine, being single is killing me slowly.

 

The biggest problem in a persons life is to not be appreciated for who you are and what you do. Its one of those things that make cubicle-office men go postal and take a shotgun to their collegues. So yeah, if you boil it down to its bony dregs, thats the main problem in my life too. I feel unappreciated. No one pats me on the back for a good deed; no one stops to say hello or bothers to pay attention.

 

A few days ago this man on crutches tripped in a hole in the sidewalk and I was the only person that stopped to help him back to his feet. Yesterday a girl was trying to get her drunk friend to a cab; I helped her move her and find a cab. There was a girl trying to get mud off her shoes; I stopped and offered her some tissues. There was this girl waiting in line with me at the ATM. It was raining and she was shivering and holding her jacket above her head. I offered her my umbrella and held it over her most of the time because I was wearing a heavy jacket anyway.

 

These are just some of the things that come to my mind, having done in the past week or so. I know that the nobility of the action is not to get thanks and appraise for it afterwards, but I dont know. I feel too materialistic and worldly. I want the praise. I want someone to appreciate the things I do. And then I feel guilty for wanting those things.

 

My friend Andy would say im TOO nice. but then again, nice people dont really have such a base greed do they, huh?

 

All of this adds to the confusion that is me. I dont know who I am, so I look to other people to define me. And who better to turn to than a girlfriend; someone that showers affection on you at all times....

 

 

Ugh ok this is getting really out of context here; I was just meaning to apologize for not writing in since forever and I got side tracked!

 

Take care everyone! And when my book comes out, buy it! It'll help pay for my psychiatrist!

 

Toodles,

 

~Zo

Right, well as you've probably noticed, I've changed the music on my space!

 

I present South Normal, an up and coming band from Detroit (thats in the US, people:P)

 

Anyway this song is No More Songs About Girls.

 

And its a song for anyone thats had their heart broken :P I totally support the cause! No more songs about girls!!

 

Feel free to go check their site out :D and you can read up on their bio what their music is all about!

 

 

Take care y'all,

 

Happy listening!

 

~Zo

Just imagine me and a tall guy with a heavy italian accent having this conversation:P

 

and then the conversation just went downhill lol.

 

I burnt my hand horribly, disfiguring myself permanently today.

 

No seriously. I was stupid enough to stick my hand in the oven and for that I was punished.

I have now permanently been branded on the back of my left hand with an extremely straight line.

 

Doesnt look half bad really. Still, I miss having smooth, unscarred skin.

 

Oh well.

 

 

Your's lamentfully,

~Zo

 

Right well as a lot of you may or may not know, it is illegal to watch TV in the UK without having a TV Licence (yes that means those free to air channels you get are actually paid for via licence. Sucks I know, but its the law).

 

Anyway so a lot of you will have noticed the new TV Licence advertisements that they have put up in hotmail, especially when your email inbox opens up. And the SCANDALOUS SLOGANS!

 

Heres a few of them:

 

There once was a student called Nick,

who was renowned for his very large....

Flat screen TV which he had to sell to pay

a fine for not having a licence.

 

There once was a student called Rex,

who was exhausted after a long night of....

partying when he was awoken at 8am by

an Enforcement Officer knocking on his door

 

There once was a student called Procter,

who was so worried he went to the....

TV licencing website to get a licence.

 

There once was a student called Meg,

who slipped up and broke a...

law by not making the mistake of thinking

her parents TV licence covered her at Uni.

 

There once was a student called Vish,

who got slapped around the chops with a....

1000 pound fine, because he got prosecuted for

TV Licence evasion.

 

There once was a student called Bob,

when he was nervous he fiddled with his...

keys, which is what he did when an Enforcement Officer

took his statement.

 

There once was a student called Lars,

who was renowned for scratching his...

head in amazement that we could detect a

TV being watched within 20 seconds.

 

There once was a student called Danni,

who had a large blemish on her...

character after being taken to court for

watching TV without a licence.

 

 

 

Right well if the TV licencing people fail to create awareness of TV licences with this campaign, Ill eat my unlicenced television set:P Seriously though, I think sexual contexts should be toned down just a tad bit. After all, we do live in a society that has CHILDREN in it.

 

ahem. what a feeble rant. cmon lets all go see what the next one is.

~Zo

 

I see dead people.

 

 

 

 

Well no, not really, but that makes a catchy phrase to kick off with doesnt it? Heh heh.

 

Ooh where to start? Umm university life has been interestingly good so far! Learned a lot of stuff and made a lot of new friends. Lorenzo has been taunting us with his lovely italian pastas (and he's teaching us italian too:p vafunçoolo! (I have no idea how to spell it! But its pronounced va-funk-oo-low) meaning fuck off:p muahaha

 

And ofcourse lurking around in the middle of the night to my friend Faris's room to have eggs or something lol.

 

Its just nothing like being back home. The hours are free. You can do what you want to in your time. Basically everything is your call lol.

Umm I should get going, have a class tomorrow morning. Law has so far managed to rape me royally in that I have a mountain of work to do it just keep with the class:(

 

and tomorrow I have to sell my ass to the student newspaper to hopefully get a job eeeeeeeeeeeeeek. lol.

 

Anyway I will keep you all updated as to my progress here! In the meanwhile heres a nice picture of my dorm room lol. My lovely shoebox:D

 

 

With love from Manchesta!

~Zohaib

 

P.S. the plant is Andy's , who was away for the weekend. Thus, my room is even more desolate regularly:P I need to put some stuff up on the walls to liven it up! Any suggestions?

Oh dear god is it boring here.

 

Ok you know everyone claims that dubai is like this big tourist center and that everyone thats anyone goes there?

 

Well apparently they were quite correct.

 

Ok so first of all, because there was such an air traffic jam over Dubai, with planes queuing to land, we had to circle the city for half an hour. Now THAT scared me because it was like that scene out of Die Hard 2 where the planes are all circling the airport while Bruce Willis runs around killing a bunch of neo-fascists or something (cant remember exactly bleh).

 

So umm I would look out of the plane window and a bit in the distance I could see other planes circling just like us. I swear to god I was so scared its not even funny. Like seriously. Ok fine I wasnt that scared but because Im so bored here and have nothing to do, Im going to exaggerate a little bit. If anyone objects, please raise your hand now.

 

Right because Im sitting in a retarded departure lounge with a bunch of retarded people talking next to me, I can see no ones hand going up, so I will continue to embellish my story.

 

First of all, Dubai airport is CROWDED. Secondly, its FULL of chinese people! I mean not that I have a problem with chinese people or anything, infact Im a big fan of Zhang Ziyi (sticks tongue out at Sarah:P) so yeah, chinese people are cool. But frankly it wasnt what I was expecting from one of the biggest tourist centres of the world, and pretty much the core of the Arab world at that. Bleh.

 

Still, lots of hot girls :D

 

Ok, women that are offended by what I say, look away now. Infact, ignore any passage I have highlighted in pink.

 

 

 

 

Umm right girls, if you didnt ignore that last bit, its your own fault. :)

 

Right so yeah Im so very bored. And the multi ethnic environment around me is killing me. Theres a few Indian kids sat nearby all "taaking laaik dis. It remind me wery much of awais." I want to scream at them, like I scream at him. Except awais is my friend so I dont really scream at him. I just make fun of him. A lot. I have no soul or shame.

 

Umm yeah the lounge here sucks ass. The wireless kept disconnecting and eventually my laptop just killed its own battery in hopes of a sincere hirakiri, to squander some of its honour before the dubai airport gangbanged its network card.

Grr... I find myself using extremely... vague today. lol. Errr yeah ok enough. The indies next to me are blasting techno on their laptops (Kareem and Taha, they have HP's identical to you'res:p). I feel like throtling chickens in their sleep. Instead Im going to go and have a lot of pepsi then hide in some corner and try to read my current book; The Knife of Dreams by Robert Jordon.

 

Toodles mi hombres. i dont know what I just said but bleh.

 

See yas!

 

~One very bored asshole.  

Why is it that during the week, most movie channels dont bother with any good movies; its just B movies to your hearts content.

 

But then suddenly when the weekend comes up, they show you amazing films and then some OOOOOOOOOOOLD classics? Its just weird.

 

But we all love classics. MBC2 were showing Chitty Chitty Bang Bang today and I sat down and watched it, a fixated smile on my face.

 

Wait, first I have to sing something, just to get it off my chest.

 

Chitty chitty bang bang chitty chitty banng bang we love you

and our chitty chitty bang bang chitty chitty bang bang loves us too

chitty chitty bang bannnnnnnnnnnnnng our fine full fendered frienddddd

bang bang chitty chitty bang banggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

 

ahem right now that thats done, I can move on with my life. Seriously though, I think its an amazing movie. Its like some of that old classic humour everyone loves, unlike modern humour which is all sexually orientated or the typical high-drama movies people like nowadays. Its something of a fresh change and I like it.

 

Till later everyone. *honks horn*

~Zohaib

hullo everyone!

 

Sorry Ive totally been neglecting my space as of recent, mostly because Im a lazy bastard that deserves to be cattle prod...

 

And also because Im off to university in a few days!

 

 

Hmm so yes, university. For a lot of us, that word would be synonymous with lots and lots of sex, alcohol, pot, weed, parties, more sex, forgetting contraceptives, and yes, you guessed it, even more sex.

 

And then theres the other crowd ofcourse, who find new professors and lecturers to suck up to, find a new arena to prove their nerdability in, and ofcourse, find lots of easy to access pornography.

 

I fall in that second category. Except the part about the porn. I hate porn. *cringes and attempts to hit self over near blasphemous statement*

 

Anyway, umm so yeah I will be leaving on the 15th. Yayyy.

 

I do have to say; I am excited. My mom is getting emotional every time she sees me, and my dad is I dunno, just being normal lol. And its just this really big step in life I didnt think would come so soon; Im moving away! AAAAHHH! And though its something Ive wanted for years and years, I know for a fact Im going to miss my mommy and daddy:( and yes my two brothers too lol. We're assholes to one another at times, but yeah, I guess I really will miss them too. So yes, excitement is accompanied by sorrow, and sadness, and a gazillion other feelings. Nervousness is dominant lol. Im freaking out very very often and I find myself reading various things over and over just to make sure I have them to heart. :S I am such a nerd its not even funny.

 

Bleh so yes Id just like to say take care everyone. And hopefully Ill be talking to you soon from the closet that will be my new room:(

 

Heres a picture I jacked off (no not jacked off TO, just jacked off, as in stolen. ahem) the University website lol. I have no idea why im putting it up but hey it holds relevance in my life :).

 

Take care everyone.

 

~Zohaib

Right well as most of you have probably heard, (or not heard), my driver totally DESTROYED my car. As in he crashed it headfirst into a truck and its insalvageable :( meaning I have to get a new one. *swears at the fucking stupid motherfucking driver*

 

I actually glare at the bastard everytime I have to walk somewhere or take a cab. Stupid fucker.

 

Anyway ahem. So yes, because of the lack of transportation, I end up having to walk a lot! Haha so this is kind of a rendition of the old days, when me and Kareem would walk for ages just talking about random things!

 

 

Haha around abouts this time last summer me and Kareem were caught walking around outside during a thunderstorm (mentioned in my blog lol) and so we spent the whole time darting between buildings to avoid lightning strikes.

 

This time around we were walking in a sandstorm. :S

 

Lol it was funny because the wind was blowing from behind us and Kareem was like "Its making us walk faster!" And honestly, it was:P lol

 

And then we saw these 4 guys. And to protect themselves from the sand, they had the hoods on their white robes up. Lol umm but to us...the point tops looked a lot like the Ku Klux Klan:P And me and Kareem were like OMG watch out theres definitely going to be violence here! Lol we managed to snap a picture amidst rediculous gales of laughter! This is like some of those stupid things you see; like an arab walking into a bar in the US and starting to talk to someone in arabic. Not that theres anything wrong with either being an arab or speaking arabic, but you know, it would just entice insecurity. And if theres someone sufficiently drunk, theyd just whack the poor guy on the head with a chair. Anyway today is not a rant on racism; its making fun of those who are racist:p a.k.a. the KKK:P

 

Oh and on the way back home, Kareem and I stopped at this .... hair care store.... and bought party hair spray lol and we sprayed our hair red:P I looked like an absolute faggot and Kareem looked like a clown with his afro:P rest assured it all washed out! haha its worth seeing so heres a few pictures of me and Kareem, and ofcourse, the would be KKK:P

 

Take care everyone. And remember, say no to racism. Just like the world cup slogan this time :)

 

~Zo

Woohoo im really happy today! lol

 

 

well for two main reasons. I finally got my credit card, with its nifty 6 digit number that i can never remember! And I made my first purchase! Lol these amazing speakers for my laptop. 5 speakers, and one sub woofer actually. very sexified in my opinion! lol

 

Yayyyyyyyyyyyy lool!

 

~Zo

 

Belows a picture of my laptop all hooked up with her new juice machines:p haha omg that sounds so gay:P

Heh heh now theres two major attributes to my personality that I recognize. They are that I am a child at heart, and Im a pervert at soul:p

 

Oh and Ive conveniently chosen to ignore the fact that Im a raving psychopath, so yes, that doesnt get a mention here. *grins*

 

So yes, child at heart. I still love video games:D dont get much time to play any, but yeah, video games are the bomb.

 

Pervert at soul. Well....I love women. 'nuff said.

 

 

So when Im all alone at home and Im bored, I have nothing to do :( obviously, I would try to do something that would appease these two sides of my personality:P

 

No, Im not talking about cartoon porn you bastards.

 

Heh heh may I present www.ctrlaltdel-online.com , an absolutely brilliant and hilarious site comic, all about games!

 

Oh and then ofcourse theres www.leasticoulddo.com , a site whose comic is devoted to my inner playboy:p

 

Id actually love to put up a strip each here, but I think it may be copyright infringement, so Ill refrain from it. But you have the links now! So yeah, if you enjoy video games and making fun of them, go to ctrlaltdel :p and if you just love sex? LeastIcoulddo lol.

 

 

Umm yeah Im sorry about this pointless blog entry, its sole purpose was to spread the parasitical seeds that live within my mind to my hapless readers.

 

Yours Symbiotically,

 

Zohaib a.k.a. The Hive Mind

lol I hope I got her name right... Donna Karen, as in the DKNY logo lol.

 

Anyway something hilarioUS happened today.

 

Me, Kareem and Taha were just mall browsing, heh heh and the new Police Wings 'parfum' had just come out, so we decided to check Faces out, which is like a big perfumes store lol.

 

Anyway so we were in there, acting all sophisticated, pretending like we were actually about to buy something, and judging the perfumes on their scent and quality:P lol it was so hilarious, we were going like "oh this is too weak, or this is apple-scented, or this is too rough" etc etc lol.

 

And then we stumbled across the DKNY Be Delicious for women. I had actually fallen in love with the Be Delicious for men a few months ago, and I remember having to be dragged away from the store because I was about to buy a big gift set of it lol. Anyway so I was like OK we need to see the men's one. Its absolutely amazing. So we asked a store attendant. Haha.

 

We were like excuse me, could you show us the DKNY (we said Dee-Kay-En-Why, as in the initials) Be Delicious for men?

 

And he was like DKNY? Aaaaahhh 'DIKNEE'!

I knew the storm that was brewing and I could see Taha's face straining not to laugh while my own lips were twitching, and I elbowed Taha hard in the ribs lol. It was so funny. We walked out of the store and bent over double laughing:P haha

 

Good times these. Sorry Donna, not my fault. But we know you as DIKNEE now! And FCUK as Fakuck:P lol.

 

You're sincerabably,

~Zo